This is it, I've had enough, I'm done. A bill has been introduced into the New Jersey state legislature that would make it illegal to smoke in cars, a crime punishable by a fine of up to $250. Are you fucking kidding me? Where do legislators get off thinking they can tell me I can't smoke in the confines of my OWN GODDAMN CAR? What next, a law banning smoking in my home? Look, I understand the government is concerned about my well being--no, actually they are concerned with the financial well being of their buddies in the insurance industry--but you've already taxed the shit out of cigarettes and made it illegal to smoke in bars, restaurants, airplanes and sporting events. Aren't we going a bit overboard here with cars? I love the 'no smoking' at open-air stadiums like Dolphins Stadium (formerly Joe Robbie Stadium). It's open-fucking-air!
Beware people, Big Brother is slowly but surely chipping away at our constitutional rights and privacy. After banning smoking in our own homes they'll try to ban anything other than missionary-position-sex-in-the-bed-with-the-lights-off. Maybe even make us screw through a hole in a sheet like those Jewish extremists. I hate quoting a Nazi, but they'll have to take the cigarettes out of "my cold, dead hands" to keep me from smoking in my own car. Make sure your passports are up to date, despite entering the 21st century this country is headed ass backwards to puritanism and biblical law in a hurry.
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