I read this little tidbit in this month's "FHM" magazine: according to Biology Letters (???), it takes the average woman 12 minutes to reach orgasm; the average man 2 and a half. What's this about 'Intelligent Design'? What the fuck is that all about? Talk about a defective product; man was created to NOT satisfy woman. If there is a god, he/she set us fellas up to fail! Our women are destined to look elsewhere because we can't get the job done. Thanks a lot Big G. Given these findings, it puts an interesting spin on the debate over the gender of a supreme being--would this imply it was a 'he' or a 'she'? If it were a 'she', it would be the other way around; women would get theirs first and men would often be left to their own devices (hands). But if it were a 'he', guys would last a lot longer, so we could all have enormous egos and beat our chests afterwards. Not to mention we'd all be hung like Clydesdales. Then again, if you ask most guys they'll all tell you they're marathon men, and their schlongs are all at least 8 inches long. Come to think of it, if god were female, all men would have huge yogurt cannons as well. Based on all of this, I'm convinced there is no god at all.
Speaking of sex, it's now been 6 months without for me. It's no big deal--I don't miss 'sex', I miss sex with her. I was discussing this with my shrink last time I saw him and he was concerned about me not missing it. "Okay doc, I see your point. I'll be sure to try to shag every strange woman I meet." The way I see it, for the first time in 13 years I made love; sure, sex is great, but making love after all that time was magical, and made ordinary coitus pale in comparison. Casual sex just isn't that high a priority for me anymore. I've had a taste of the good stuff and now I'm willing to wait for it. Hopefully it won't be another 13 years...
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