This and that

Sorry for the lack of posts this week but I'm on vacation and have been taking it easy.  I wish someone would tell my co-workers that, as I've been called at least 5 times since Tuesday.  Next time I take time off I'm leaving town.

I think I'm gonna call it quits with the teacher.  She's a great gal but too pure for me and we don't have that much in common.  Take New Year's Eve for instance, a night I look forward to getting drunk and having a good time with friends and/or family.  But she doesn't drink, at least not to the point of inebriation.  It would be nice to get drunk with your gal occasionally and act stupid, dance in the middle of your living room, have clumsy, amusing sex together, etc.  It's not nearly as much fun when you're drunk and she's not.  She'd be better suited with someone much straighter than me.  And then there's the dog thing.  I'm a dog lover and she's allergic to them.  I don't have one now but am not sure I want to go through life without ever having one again.  I'm gonna sleep on it, but have a feeling I'm gonna end things tomorrow.

Say it isn't so: you women have hairy bungholes???  I was supposed to hang out with my friend Judi the past 2 nights and watch 'Batman Begins' on DVD (one of my Hanukkah presents) but she had to cancel due to burning her pussy and asshole with Nair.  She's a bit lazy and in lieu of shaving decided to use the Nair she uses on her legs.  Not a very good idea, I can tell you firsthand.  I tried it once below the Equator myself and scorched my balls -- I felt like soaking them in ice water for days.  So the movie is on hold while she recuperates.  But what I found interesting was that she was Nairing her brown eye in the first place.  She proceeded to tell me that "all women have hairy assholes."  Not any of the women I've ever been with, and I usually inspect that part of their anatomy pretty thoroughly.  Is that the case sisters?  Are your cornholes as hairy as those of us men?  And if so, what do you do about it?  Do you shave them, wax them, Nair them, or just leave them Au natural?  Is Judi abnormal or am I about to be turned off to the female little brown ring...

Comments

[Rhi]

Um......mine is not hairy. Nor do I wax or shave it...LOL. Perhaps I am just not an overly hairy person (????).

[Creepy]

Why would I use "anonymous friend or something" for you Judi? You're not ashamed of anything and don't know how to blush. Besides, "anonymous friend or something" is for friend Bruce. His stories are truly embarassing enough for me to have to use a pseudonym.

And thank you Rhi, I was beginning to think that all women bend over in the shower and take a Mach 3 to their rectums. I would have never licked another asshole again. Hopefully it's just Judi and her hairy booty.

[Creepy]

Excuse me, so you use a Mach 4 on your brown eye. The mere thought is mortifying, far worse than Shrek's wife shaving his back once a month.

And my tongue isn't going anywhere near a hairy bunghole. What about stubble -- that would be like french kissing a cat...

[PinkLady]

I am still trying to figure out why men are so..into the little brown ring to begin with. Can you clue me in please?

[Creepy]

It's so naughty and taboo, the last forbidden fruit...

[PinkLady]

Oh don't get me wrong..I'm all for the anal love. I was just wondering why men are so fascinated by it. I just never "got" that.