Things sure have gotten interesting with the Gypsy. We had dinner last night, our 3rd date, during which we had a nice conversation about our positions on various social and political issues. Turns out I jumped the gun (not to mention to conclusions) on her political views -- she's not a right wing, republican asshole after all. She voted for Bush in 2000, but not in 2004, and while a registered independent, she's actually what I would call a moderate liberal. So I apologize for creating a bit of a scene here yesterday. However, there was something else I learned last night that is almost as troubling as if she were a republican: she has a mustache. Our first 2 dates took place in dark venues so this was the first chance I had to notice it. And notice it I did; I couldn't take my eyes of it all night.
Ladies, how can you look in the mirror every day and not notice that you have a flavor saver above your top lip? Or how can you see it but not think anything of it? If I wanted to suck face with Magnum P.I. I'd go gay. How the fuck can a woman walk around with a mustache? Do they think it's a good look for them? Do they think no one will notice? Do they want to one day be able to wear a t-shirt that says 'Mustache Rides 5 cents'? Someone please enlighten me...
And save your breath Sad, I love you man and always appreciate your advice (you don't pull punches and aren't afraid to say what needs to be said, a rare and refreshing quality), but please don't tell me I am being too picky or unreasonable here.
So what do I do now? We've cleared up the political issues and there are no other hurdles between us. But I can't say "you know you'd really look better without that mustache." I brought this up during lunch today and Shrek told me he once dated a gal who had this problem and after seeing her for a month asked "have you ever thought about waxing your upper lip?" My balls ain't that big. Help!
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