I knew it was too good to be true -- the girlfriend 'A' and I have separated. We haven't been getting along very well the past few weeks, or enjoying each other's company too much, so we've decided to give each other some space. Neither of us is in a very good place right now thanks to turmoil in each of our lives, and us butting heads isn't doing anyone any good. Continuing down the path we were going would only have driven us apart. I'm hoping it's only temporary; hopefully we both decide that this relationship is in our best interest and are willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.
My conclusion after the Vice Presidential debate last night: it's pathetic that all Sarah Palin had to do was NOT fall on her face and her performance is considered a success. For Republicans who aren't among the wealthiest one percent of America it's enough that she's an average, white, fundamentalist Christian, "Joe six-pack," "hockey mom;"one of them. That's all it takes for someone to be electable here in RedNeckistan.
Upon arriving at the office this morning a co-worker asked me if I was tired. "Yeah, a little, why do you ask?" "You have black circles underneath your eyes." Well happy fucking Friday to you too, toots. Good thing it wasn't a Monday.
Mom's remark about death and her fondness for Paul Newman was a big hit here, so I'll throw you a bone and give you more Mom. That same night uncontrollable laughter prevented her from finishing stories about my sister Wendy being sat on by a fat woman in a movie theater as a child and mistaken for a bag, a friend's blind dog falling 28 stories to it's death, that same friend's new dog breaking it's leg jumping off a couch, and Dad falling and rolling down a hill. Later in the evening my sister Cindy asked Mom about our uncle's ex-wife and Mom informed us that she was not doing well, as she's suffering from dementia. When Cindy began giggling in response Mom chided her, "That's not funny!" Evidently only Mom is allowed to laugh (hysterically) at the misfortune of others.
A teacher was merely suspended for using a racial epithet directed at presidential candidate Barack Obama? Suspended? I'm sure they have a perfectly good reason for not firing him. Although I'm still waiting to hear it.
Ya gotta love working in a cubicle, with lots of immigrant co-workers. Today I was tasked with trying to get work done while simultaneously listening to two conversations, one in Spanish, the other in Chinese. If someone had started popping their gum my head would have exploded.
Surely no one will disagree with my belief that the punishment for this rotten little bastard should include being thrown to a crocodile himself. Right? No chance this shitstain is gonna grow up to be a productive member of society; why not just nip him in the bud? And fix his parents so they can't breed again.
Along with this (these) scumbag(s).
Finally, I hate to brag but South Florida is scheduled to get another dose of the young, lovely and talented Tanya Espana this winter. As well as Rowbear and handsome Alex. I had the pleasure of meeting them back in March, and look forward to doing so again. Hilarity is bound to ensue. My only real life blogger friend. :0)