As if graham crackers couldn't get any better...
I'm standing in my kitchen, drunkenly macking on the simple pleasure that is graham crackers, when Mary the doxie climbs out of bed, rousted by the sound of tasty enjoyment, and joins me in the kitchen to see what she is missing out on.
Upon seeing her I remembered there is a carton of milk in the fridge -- I give her a small bowl each night as she's a senior female, what with osteoporosis and all. Oh yeah! Have you dunked graham crackers in milk recently? The peanut butter and chocolate guys ain't got nothing on this combination.
Seriously, have you dunked graham crackers in milk recently? It really doesn't get much better than that. TRUST ME on this. Dunk some grahams and thank me later.
I am so going to do that.
Posted by: Slaygirl | July 16, 2009 at 03:41 AM
Thanks!
Posted by: Slaygirl | July 16, 2009 at 03:51 AM
You know graham crackers were invented by a Presbyterian minister to help curb lustful urges and stop boys from masturbating?
If you're bored and haven't seen it, add The Road to Wellville to your queue. Quite entertaining.
Love,
Natasha
Posted by: Freshlyevil | July 16, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Seriously? I'm all about masturbating in 2009, we'll see how well they work.
Posted by: Creepy | July 16, 2009 at 12:08 PM
I've never done that. My grandma used to take chocolate cake frosting and make sandwiches with graham crackers. It's SO effing good.....
Posted by: Pinky | July 16, 2009 at 08:49 PM
Seriously. Corn Flakes too.
Posted by: Freshlyevil | July 16, 2009 at 09:12 PM
Was never a fan of corn flakes, and thanks to my colon I now eat Fiber One. "Fifty-seven percent of your daily recommended amount of fiber!"
Posted by: Creepy | July 16, 2009 at 10:09 PM
I have recently rediscovered Graham crackers my damn self.
Posted by: Heff | July 17, 2009 at 12:18 AM
You've gotta dunk them in milk. Maybe even chocolate milk. Mmmm.
Posted by: Creepy | July 17, 2009 at 01:02 AM
I don't know about cake frosting, that sounds too sweet for my tastes, but I'm imagining using ice cream to make little graham cracker sandwiches. How friggin' good does that sound!?!
Posted by: Creepy | July 17, 2009 at 01:03 AM
Usually, I don't like too sweet, but a while back I did pick up a small chocolate cake, a bottle of dark chocolate syrup, and a bag of dark chocolate chips. The combination is something like what I imagine crack must do to people. The treatment is going well... I haven't had any in 37 days...
12 hours...
and 17 minutes...
Posted by: Larry The Snake Guy | July 17, 2009 at 01:24 PM
At least we've found your weakness. That and IRC root beer, no?
Posted by: Creepy | July 17, 2009 at 05:42 PM
cool whip lite between to graham crackers and freeze that shit.
Posted by: me | July 17, 2009 at 09:29 PM
IBC.
Posted by: Larry "The Snake Guy" | July 17, 2009 at 10:04 PM
LOL What the hell is IRC?
Posted by: Creepy | July 18, 2009 at 12:32 AM