There wasn't a single knock on my door this year (anyone want some candy?). At least the local po-po were in the Halloween spirit:
How fuckin' cool is that?
My Halloween spirit was derailed, like pretty much everything else this year. I had plans and went to a costume store where I picked up one of those black skeleton jumpsuits and a can of white face paint. (Yeah, I know it wasn't too creative but it was something.) I tried the jumpsuit on in the store over my clothes and it was more than a bit tight in the crotch, though I chalked that up to my clothes and purchased it anyway. When I got home and tried it on in my birthday suit it was apparent this costume was meant for someone closer to 5'8" not 6'1". Can you say "man-mel toe?"
My half-assed solution was to cut the costume in half, making a top and a pair of pants; I would wear a black t-shirt underneath to tie the two together. Did I say 5'8"? Make that 5'6". Not to mention the 'pants' wouldn't stay up. No worries, I'll use a pair of black suspenders to keep them up, and bring them closer to the top. However the fabric of the jumpsuit was too thin for the clamps of the suspenders to grasp and I'd had enough so I threw in the towel and decided to stay home giving out candy to youngsters. At least I'd get to watch the USC-Oregon game.
"But," as Babu Bhatt would say, "no one came." And USC got blown out by Oregon.
How was your Halloween?
Halloween sucked this year. I worked, Lennon was with the sperm donor. We left the light on outside, but no one came. Not that I had candy anyways, LOL, but still. No one was out. We gave it up and went out to rent some movies and literally saw NO children out at all. WTHell? Halloween was the shit when I was a kid. The streets were so crowded with kids. Kids suck these days LOL...
Posted by: Pinky | November 05, 2009 at 09:10 AM
Halloween didn't really suck, but the girl I picked up at Angelwitch in Bangkok (http://www.davetheravebangkok.com/2009/11/01/thailand-tonight-halloween-party/#more-3312)(she's not in those photos) - SHE sucked pretty damn good!
Posted by: E@L | November 05, 2009 at 10:01 AM
you tried.
i watched real housewives and we ordered in mexican.
not a mexican, but mexican food. prepared by asians. weird but it works. and it's cheap. obviously.
Posted by: anne | November 05, 2009 at 02:13 PM
Pinky: Kids do suck these days. I think they'd rather play video games or use the computer than put on a cool costume, get a buttload of free candy, throw rotten eggs at people, TP houses, etc.
E@L: Did she "love you long time?"
Anne: When ordering in a Mexican do they de-louse them for you, or are you responsible for de-lousing them yourself?
Posted by: CREEPY | November 05, 2009 at 07:52 PM