"ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust"
I guess she didn't love his nuts. By the way, who kisses a fuckin' hooker!?!
(Photo from TheSmokingGun.com)
March 28, 2009
"ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust"
I guess she didn't love his nuts. By the way, who kisses a fuckin' hooker!?!
(Photo from TheSmokingGun.com)
Yeah, I read about this last night at the Smoking Gun and all I can say is "sham-ow!"
Whaddya mean, "boo?"
Posted by: Cormac Writes | March 29, 2009 at 05:41 AM
Kissing a hooker - depends. Does she offer to rim straight off? In that case definitely not. Is she young and gorgeous and enthusiastic and energetic and oh my god skillful and a sexual dynamo of lustful energy like she enjoys this line of work (as if) and is she hard-bodied and long black-haired and brown-skinned and tatooed with a dragon all down her lithe back ... and did I mention I'm in Thailand this week? Kiss her? I'd sacrifice my next two-weeks salary to her! Damn, next day, forgot her number. The number on her hip I mean.
Posted by: E@L | March 29, 2009 at 12:02 PM
I've never been with a hooker, but I can say with no uncertainty that I would never kiss one. Regardless of how gorgeous, enthusiastic, lustful or lithe she is. I'd sooner lick the inside of a toilet.
Although I don't think any less of one who would; different strokes.
Posted by: Creepy | March 29, 2009 at 02:32 PM
I'm confused. I've heard the intimacy reason for guys not wanting to kiss a hooker but not a cleanliness one. If that's an issue, I can't imagine having a hooker being enjoyable at all.
Posted by: Freshlyevil | March 29, 2009 at 03:08 PM
I guess that's one of the reasons I've never been with a hooker.
Posted by: Creepy | March 29, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Evil, that's pretty much why I've never really considered a hooker to be an option, but I can also see Creepy's point. It's not like you can put a condom on your tongue. Well, maybe you could, but it wouldn't be very effective... Certainly wouldn't have helped Sham Dude much.
I wasn't brought up to think that hitting women was acceptable, but I can see where having someone, who you know is seriously at risk for AIDS, chomp down on your tongue and not let go could lead to a serious freak-out, even if you weren't drunk at the time...
Posted by: Larry "The Snake Guy" | March 29, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Where's the fun in sex without kissing? That's like eating a pastrami sandwich without mustard.
Couldn't agree more, Larry. I'm reminded of that scene in "Fort Apache the Bronx" where prostitute Pam Grier has a razor blade hidden in her mouth.
Posted by: Creepy | March 30, 2009 at 02:03 AM
The girls put their razor-bades elsewhere in Bangkok. Kisses from Thailand!
Posted by: E@L | March 30, 2009 at 09:44 AM
AIDS risk or not, I'd hold the bitch down for you to hit her if she nit your tongue, Larry.
Posted by: Freshlyevil | March 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM
...sniff...That might be the most romantic thing any woman has ever said to me...
Posted by: Larry The Snake Guy | March 30, 2009 at 01:39 PM