Telephone is ringin'

*This morning at 7:56 a.m.*

Me: "Hello?"

Cousin Bruce: "What's happening!?!"

Me: "Dude, it's 8:00 on Saturday!"

Cousin Bruce: "Everyday is Saturday to you."

First he wakes me on a weekend then insults me?  You've gotta love family.  (Hammerhead.  He's just jealous I get to wear shorts and flip flops every day.)

You know how you're not supposed to call someone with kids after say 10:00 p.m. lest you accidentally wake the childrens?  Can we make some sort of official rule prohibiting the calling of people without kids before say 10:00 on a weekend morning?  Just because your kids are up and thus you are up doesn't mean we're up!  Some of us are fortunate enough to have the luxury of sleeping in on weekends, please don't interfere with that just because you're bitter and under-rested.  Besides, when the phone rings that early I immediately assume someone died; spare me the anxiety.

I must say in his defense Bruce was calling to invite me to join him and cousin Mason at the beach, which was a nice gesture and would have been tons of fun, however it was before 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning.  Even kids this cute aren't enough to get me out of bed:

 

And I don't wake him when he's sleeping:

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[Bruce]

Wait until you fall asleep at your parents house!!!