After he/she took the day off to shove a vibrating jalapeno pepper up their ass while they masturbated to celebrate their accomplishments, and enjoy ice-cold ones while barbecuing. Whether they're 14 years-old or 14 weeks-old, there are few things better than getting on all fours and playing/sharing affection with your dog. Sure, I'd rather be rolling around on the carpet with Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, but they ain't gonna give me the time of day. Yet my dog will, and how much fucking fun is that?
July 26, 2010
Pooches are, quite simply, the best.
I challenge any girl, including Keira and Scarlett to run and catch a ball at 15 feet then bring it back covered in slobber - ready to go again, chew a shoe, take on a psycho cat without fear, lick their own butt and dig up a rotting old bone that's been buried in a garden for months and still have the guts to eat it.
Posted by: emsy | July 27, 2010 at 08:53 PM